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What can I get you?

The phone is busy, so the website takes orders now. My nephew set this part up.

ORDER RECEIVED
  1 x LARGE PEPPERONI

that is what everyone gets.
the oven does one thing.
it does it well.

WORKY

the well fed pizza co. · night shift
one oven · one scooter · one guy
>>> ONE OVEN ONLINE   >>> ONE SCOOTER, MOSTLY   >>> PHONE RANG 6 TIMES TONIGHT, TWO WERE THE SAME GUY   >>> STILL OPEN   >>> PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR SALAD  

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Hours: 4pm until I close.
The sign says 11am. The sign is older than me.

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The Shop updated tonight

your order, about 9pm. i do not say much at the hand-off.
The empty pizzeria at night
the room, same night, ten minutes later. nobody in it, which is normal.

i open at four. the sign says eleven, but the sign came with the building and i am not climbing up there.

the phone rings maybe six times a night. two of those are the same guy checking whether we still exist. we do. i tell him we do. he says ok and hangs up and i respect that.

i take the order, i make the order, i drive the order over, i come back, i take the next one. there is nobody else on the schedule and there has not been since summer.

Employee Of The Month 61 months running

Staff photo
NameWorky
PositionCook. Also phone. Also delivery. Also whoever locks up.
Months held61
Other nomineesNone on payroll
Employee IDsoon
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Asked A Lot answers from me

are you open?the light is on. that means yes, or it means i forgot again. call and we will both find out.
how long for delivery?thirty minutes if the scooter starts on the first try. it did not, once, in march, and i am still hearing about it.
can i get half pepperoni half cheese?you can get one large pepperoni. i am not arguing with the oven at this hour.
do you deliver to the west end?yes. it means the bridge, and the bridge is slow, and i will still be polite when i get there.
who is the manager?me. i also made this page. i am not a computer guy, i am a pizza guy with a computer.

The Route two photos

Sliding a pizza into the oven
it goes in flat and comes out right. every time.
Delivery at night in the rain
rain does not change the thirty minutes. it changes my mood.

Tonight So Far live

Slices sold since you opened this page
0
that is the real rate. it is a tuesday.
HOTOPEN LATEONE OVENNO SALAD
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Last updated: 11/08/2003 1:44 AM · webmaster note: fixed the menu table. the menu did not change. -pc